Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Help me!!! Poop-tastrophy

I know blogs are supposed to be all "look at my cute, fun, easy life" but seriously? There are tons of cute, fun, easy things but right now my life is surrounded by poop!! Literally! There is a reason I've never had a dog, people! As my mom always said and I quote: "If you can find a dog with a cork in it's bottom, we can get a dog." Right now I'm thinking if I had a 3-year-old little girl with a cork in her bottom life might be easier. Right now you're probably thinking not just "What is wrong with Brighton?" but more like "What is wrong with Brooke?" I'm a little bit mental from mopping up pee and poop!
So last week I decided to take her to the doctor to make sure she doesn't have some kind of urinary infection that is limiting her ability to control her bladder. (wishful thinking) While in the waiting room she poops in her panties!! And she's wearing a skirt, so it's seriously EVERYWHERE. I thought I was going to die. I'm bawling in the waiting room trying to get it all taken care of. Turns out she doesn't have an infection. So yesterday my little puppy daughter poops on the way out of Costco.... wonderful!!! So I stick her in the bath when I get home and I'm on the computer and I go check on her and seriously... gross out alert..... don't read any further if you're eating.... the bathtub is full of poop! ALL over the place. So I try to drain it but my drain is kind of clogged and going really slow and it's seriously like the biggest nightmare I think I've had as a mom and she's freaking out because I'm telling her to help me wash it down. Hello, child. you were sitting in it!!! LOL. I know this is the worst thing to blog about but I'm seriously just trying to laugh about it all so I don't go insane. I'm going to have two kids in diapers in a month! SERENITY NOW!
PS. I should mention after hearing about my poop-tastrophy, Aaron came home with a rose and a bag of Hershey's Bliss dark chocolates for me. :)

5 comments:

BeeP said...

Hilarious! Sorry you have to clean up all that puke- and be pregnant. If I were cleaning it up there would be puke to add to the poop. So sorry- but what a great thing to blog about! I enjoyed it. :)

Natalie said...

Call Jennifer, Matt Just barely got potty trained. He had the pooping issue, he chose sunday morning right before church to poop in the front room then Parker crawled through it and spread it everywhere....she might beable to give you some tips, or to comiserate with you....let me know if you want her #

Bekki said...

So you could really eat that dark chocolate after a day of poop? Good for you! Hee hee

Gregg said...

Tell her that every time she poops herself, a fairy princess dies.

Rochelle said...

Brooke! Totally miss you!! Keep her in diapers just for your sanity for awhile. She WILL get it. Just tell yourself that. Seriously, poop training is the worst thing ever. I do love that you shared. One of those things you will laugh at later. And I like Greg's comment! Let us know if it works.